Review: Bulletproof Rose’s Loud, Hard and Fast


Bulletproof Rose are clearly big fans of classic rock which is at odds with their youthfulness. Their debut EP Loud, Hard and Fast draws influence from bands like Guns n Roses, Motley Crue and Van Halen and the band have an unashamed amount of fun pretending to be their heroes.

Bulletproof Rose also have an unnerving talent for writing great riffs and it’s here where the band excel. The EP opens with a statement of intent; Bulletproof Rose is named after the band (or the band are named after the song) and it delivers every trick the band have up their sleeves. The guitar work is exceptional and the riffs will worm their way into your psyche in no time. There’s some outstanding guitar solos to boot and they’re generally used to push a song to its climax during the final moments. The vocals are equally memorable and their anthemic nature means the band should have no trouble commanding big crowds.

Sadly as the EP progresses the lyrics get weaker. Gypsy and My Girl have some of the laziest vocals I’ve witnessed for a long time and they’re repetitive choruses have the unfortunate habit of becoming irritating very quickly. Bulletproof Rose haven’t quite figured out that writing rock anthems requires a chorus that’s punctuated by a memorable line, not drowned in the same phrase until you’re driven into a murderous rampage.

Unfortunately the music also suffers from repetition. Despite the opening track and the bluesy closing track Loud Hard Fast, Bulletproof Rose often write songs with a tiresome, meandering pace that does little to entice the listener. When the band step up the tempo, their songs become infinitely more exciting but even Loud Hard Fast can’t escape its middle-eight which spends far too long in an extended solo and the lack of lyrics during this section make the experience feel incomplete.

Bulletproof Rose have all the right elements to be one of the best bands in a new breed of classic rock but Loud, Hard and Fast doesn’t have enough ideas to keep it interesting for its entirety. When the band are at their best and enjoying what they do, they evoke memories of some of your favourite rock and tracks like Bulletproof Rose and Bang Your Head are great examples of this. However, unless the band can condense all their ideas into shorter, sharper bursts of rock n roll fury, they’re going to suffer from becoming another pub rock band with delusions of grandeur.


Bulletproof Rose’s Loud, Hard and Fast is released digitally on the 27th of April.


About Lewis Clark

Long time fan of rock music and video games, webmaster and lead writer at UK Scumscene and SEGADriven. View all posts by Lewis Clark

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